Critics say - “Unsophisticated music for unsophisticated people”...”Sick”...”Repulsive”
...”Horrible “...”Dangerous”...”Satanic”. “It glorifies, glamorises and packages evil”.
“They Laughed When I Picked Up The Axe...But When I Started To Play...”
How a completely self-taught guitarist ignored everything the so-called experts teach ... and stumbled on a Secret Method to learn Heavy Metal Guitar - that will have you playing within days - even if you can't read music and have never picked up an electric guitar before!
Yeah “They laughed when I picked up the axe...but when I started to play...”. That's a true story. I was at a party and a buddy of mine had just played some Metallica. Everyone clapped. Especially the girls. (There was one girl I had my eye on). So I decided this would be a good time for me to show them what I could do. I picked up the Fender and strapped in on.
"Phil's thinks he's Eddie Van Halen," somebody said. The others laughed. They were all certain I couldn't play a single note.
"Can he really play?" I heard the girl whisper to Rob.
"Yeah he plays really good!" Rob said. "...really good air guitar. He's never played a guitar in his life...but check him out. This'll be hilarious."
I decided to mess with their heads. I pulled an electronic tuner out of my pocket and proceeded to check the tuning. Then I adjusted the guitar strap and flexed my fingers like I'd seen some metal guitarist do one time.
"Go Phil!" called a voice from the rear.
"Yeah dude...rock it up!" said another and they all sniggered. Nobody knew I could play an ordinary guitar let alone an electric one.
And Then I Started To Play
At first I pretended I didn't have a clue what I was doing. I held the guitar the wrong way and deliberately messed up the first chords and had the amp feeding back something horrible. The girls covered their ears. The guys laughed at me. Then I let rip - straight into an Iron Maiden track. I played it all the way through without a mistake. You should have seen the look on their faces! They were amazed. “Dude - when did you learn to play like that?”
I just smiled.
I Blew Them Away
Everybody got quite excited... “Why didn't you tell us you could play like that?"... "Where did you learn?" - "How long you been playing?" - "Who was your teacher?"
"I'm the teacher," I replied. “I taught myself...and just a short while ago I couldn't play a note."
"You're kidding”, one guy said. "You've been studying for years. I can tell."
"Nope. I kid you not. I've only been playing a short while".
Then I told them the whole story. How I'd managed to find a way to teach myself electric guitar really quick. The same technique I'm going to share with you. That's what this course is all about - getting you up and running on the electric guitar really quick - and the good part is it won't cost you an arm and a leg. No heavy fee up front. No monthly payments. None of that. In fact I reckon this has to be the best deal going if you want to learn metal guitar. But I'll let you be the judge of that.
Who Am I?
What's my story? Am I lead guitarist with a famous heavy metal band? - nope. Do I have a degree in music? - uh...no. Do I know every note on the guitar? - um...no. Do I know how to teach you to play Metal and Rock Guitar quickly without learning all the theory? - you bet!
Listen I've been into Heavy Metal and playing guitar since the age of 13 (I'm now 34). I've also played in many bands, enjoying some success with a UK Metal band called “Rough Justice”.
I know what it's like to have a guitar and you just want to play the damn thing. You know how many people buy a guitar and try to learn to play it and then give up after a few weeks? I don't either but I bet it's a lot. Why is that? Because the guitar-playing courses out there are just too difficult or too boring. Seems every book on learning guitar is either “how to play lame songs from the 60s” or “how to play at a million miles per hour”…which is fine if you can already play! Some of them have you learning the theory of music as well - learning to read music - and that's a horror-show. Why go down that path? Many of the top metal guitarists can't read a note. And you don't need to either.
To put it simply - I've discovered an insane secret method which will astonish you…and you will learn to play guitar 10 times quicker!
I taught myself to play with this method and then I went on to teach my best friend. You see, a few years back I had a problem. I had a friend who wanted to play lead guitar in our band. We had a gig coming up at New Year’s Eve but he couldn’t even play a note!
Now, I knew I couldn’t go through all the theory with him as that would take forever. But I noticed that when playing the majority of Heavy Metal songs there were certain chords that came up time and time again - with slight variations. I also found that a lot of them could be simplified and still sound the same, especially when you added loads of distortion and volume. (In fact, the night of the gig, I made a few fluff-ups but somebody asked how I did the whole thing without a single mistake!!) So I threw the theory book out the window and created a system which would teach him what he needed to know to play heavy metal guitar quickly!
I took all the essential chords which you need to play 90% of metal songs, simplified them in a way that they were easy to play but sounded the same and used these to learn enough songs to play a set list. And it worked! We did the gig using this method. That New Year’s Eve we played to a packed-out hall of screaming metal fans! It’s a feeling you just can’t describe, although that feeling could be yours very soon.
(Oh yeah...I’ll never forget the look on the audience’s faces when our singer announced “Well, I’ve been asked not to swear tonight, and I think I’ve done pretty well, but unfortunately, the next song’s called F**king Hostile, but we’re gonna do it anyway!!!”)
That concert caused an avalanche of people asking me to teach them too. I couldn’t possibly teach everybody in person how to play, but I have done something that is even better. I took everything I taught to my friend, improved on it and created an Exact Blueprint which you can follow to get the same results. Dah Dah! - ladies and gentlemen...put your hands together for - “Tearing it Up”
Step-by-Step Illustrations show exactly how to pick up essential Heavy Metal Chords fast.
Sample Images from Ebook
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Each Chord comes with a full explanation of which strings are being played, and at which Fret
your fingers should be positioned at. The combination of text, images and videos truly make it
the quickest way to learn.
It's Not Rocket Science
So chill Dude. Learning to play the electric guitar is not rocket-science. It's easy and fun. When you start this fast-track course on Heavy Metal Guitar I'll show you how to learn chords without reading music and you'll be playing some cool covers in no time at all. I say “within days” but really you'll be playing some stuff within hours. (And then maybe you'll have your own “they laughed when I picked up the axe” story. Ha ha.)
Wanna start a heavy metal band or just riff on your own? You can Dude. It's not that hard. If you've bought other guitar books and courses and given up, don't let that discourage you. I'm here to show you how to play that axe like a rockstar - in no time at all. In fact why not get all that old boring guitar lesson stuff out right now and have a barbecue with it in the backyard. Hang on to your guitar though - you're gonna need it. You don't have a guitar? Dude - run out and beg/borrow/steal one right now!
So have fun with this. Practice 10 minutes a day (or as much as you want) because I can’t wait to hear you play and hear how you’re getting on...soon! I'm not going to sell you this course and then just leave you to work it out on your own. Nuh-uh. I'll be with you every step of the way. We have a blog and an active Forum to go with it. I'll give you a link to them with the course.
Here's What This Course Will Do For You!
No more spending lots of money on private lessons which often are spent going over stuff
you've already done before or not interested in. Instead, from this course you can expect to:
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Save weeks by learning the chords you need to get your axe grinding in no time so you can get down to playing rock and metal songs fast. |
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As it’s a one time payment, you don’t get charged for each lesson -you can do them as many times as you like and at your own pace. The equivalent in private lessons will cost 64 Times the amount! |
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You will be learning an instrument which is fun and exciting which you will be able to enjoy for the rest of your life. |
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You will be cool as hell - not just popular, people will envy you and want to be you. Just look at how people idolise rock stars! |
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For those who do want to learn a bit of the theory, I have also included additional worksheets which show all the notes on the neck and chord positions. |
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Note: It doesn’t matter whether it is 3 in the morning, when you purchase this product, you will be able to download it instantly and get started right away - none of that waiting for a week for the postman to arrive! |
Here's Exactly What You're Getting
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The Ebook is totally step-by-step. Everything has been laid out in a logical order so that each stage takes you closer to your goal. |
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There are over 100 detailed photos - each chord has been taken from two different angles, one from the front and the other over my shoulder as if you were the one playing the guitar. |
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The photos have color-coded strings so you can see exactly which ones are being played. There are also labels to explain anything specific you need to know. |
But Wait - There's More!
I've now added 13 Video Tutorials to the Mix
You get over 30 minutes of Video in 13 Tutorials demonstrating the main parts of the course to make sure you pick this stuff up as quickly as possible. It's like looking over my shoulder as I show you how to play the chords and techniques from the Ebook.
As well as chords, these videos will show you how to do alternate picking, play harmonics (very cool), hammer-ons, pull-offs, finger-tapping and more. These are all essential heavy metal guitar techniques and I show you them all in one hit.
(I was planning on releasing these videos as a separate product - but what the hell - go for it. )
Here - check out one of the videos yourself-
BTW Dude - don't miss my special technique for using the plectrum to make the chord sound heavier.
How much would you expect to pay for all that? Have you seen what the other online courses are charging? I'm not going to charge you anywhere near that. In fact, I want to blow them all out of the water with the tremendous value I bring with this.
So What's the Deal?
Here's the hard-sell, Dude: You too, can now teach yourself to be a heavy metal guitarist - right at home - in a fraction of the usual time. You can't go wrong with my accelerated method which has already shown heaps of people how to play metal. Forget the idea that you need some sort of special "musical talent." Just send me money - lots of it. Kidding.
You can get this right now for $47. This is so affordable it's a no-brainer. Man, some guitar lessons are more than that for an hour. If you break it down it comes to about 12 cents a day over a year. Think you can afford that?
"Get Tearing It Up Now"
Grab Your Free “Essential Metal Chords and Progress Cheatsheets” With the Course
If you really want to tear it up on the guitar, make loads of money, chuck TV sets out of five-star hotel rooms, get the girl and live happily ever after - buy my “Tearing it Up” course right now. And I'll throw in these free “Essential Metal Chord Worksheets”.
We've done a lot of work on this product recently - made it better and better. And I've probably under-priced it at $47. So I'm not sure if I can keep it at that price. Everyone tells me I'm just about giving the course away.
I've added heaps more content and a Blog and I'll be giving you lots of bonuses (you should see what we've got in store for you - some killer deals on amps and guitars coming up for one thing). BUT: I can't guarantee this course will stay at this price. Supply and demand and all that. So grab it now!
How Do I Get and Use This Course?
Upon purchase, you will be able to download the product immediately, even if you are up with the Vampires at 3 in the morning. You will also be given the opportunity to have the download links emailed to you, and the chance to revieve free life-time updates to the product.
The Ebook and worksheets are in pdf format, I will provide a free link to Adobe Reader which you will need to view them if you don't already have it.
The videos are in WMV and MP4 format. Windows Media Player comes as standard with Windows, and I also provide a free download link to VLC Media Player if you're not already able to view MP4s, so I've got you covered on all bases.
Depending on your Internet connection speed, you will be able to either download the entire product as one Zip file, or if you prefer, you can download each video and document individually. Simply use WinZip to unzip the files once they are on your computer.
These Are REAL Testimonials From Real People
Darren Tett, I think the course was very well laid out. The appropriate information was well placed and easy to find. The work sheets were helpful and helped give a greater understanding of how to structure the chords. The best point was how you brought power chords/"metal chords" in as a simple concept that was presented in a very descriptive way. I had never heard of someone holding a pick with there thumb in a certain position to achieve a different effect for chords. good mention. I do think this guide would be useful for guitarist just starting off. I thought the videos were very well done overall and will be very useful. The presentation of the book itself was good. Steve Deeds, Very useful pictures used often throughout the guide to cover each technique and to make sure the person leaning from the guide isn't faced with loads of reading material or blocks of text. I can see this guide being very useful to people who just want to pickup the guitar and start enjoying to play it quickly. Alexander Hunn Grantham, I like this guide. I thought that I wasn't going to learn much, I was wrong. I learned at least 3 chords and a new way to pick them that I would've never thought of. (That way that you use your thumb and the pick.) L. Robert Bailey
Dorset, UK
The progression sheet was a fantastic idea. All in all, this guide will allow new guitarists to learn the basics without dulling there interest with theory. My congratulations on such a helpful guitar guide.
Stavanger, Norway
Hewitt, Texas USA
Rockford, Illinois
The guide is presented very well throughout with a large use of images to keep the reader interested and the videos help explain to new guitarists how to play properly
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Ayrshire, Iowa, United States
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P.S. Have you heard about the Diminished 5th? It's known as the Tri-Tone – or The Beast's tri-tone - music of the Devil. It's a musical interval that spans three whole tones and in Medieval times was supposed to be an oppressive, scary or evil sound. Black Sabbath used it a lot. So do Slayer. And funnily enough, the opening chords of The Simpsons theme song are also tritones. I'll show you how to play it.
P.P.S. Don't Give Up Your Day Job. I'm not gonna BS you here. My heavy metal guitar method won't have you the giving up the day job anytime soon. It'll have you playing some heavy stuff pretty quick but you're gonna have to practice. Sorry about that chief. But at least you won't be practising boring stuff from The Sound of Music. We're gonna rip and slash some heavy metal guitar chords to begin with.
"Get Tearing It Up Now"
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