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The "SECRET FORMULA" To Making People Like You! "You're Damn Lucky Because You've Just Stumbled Upon... The "SECRET FORMULA" To Making People Like You! *Hint*: It's got to do with being funny. ;) One That Has Completely TRANSFORMED The Social Lives Of THOUSANDS... ! Stop whatever you're doing and give me your COMPLETE full attention. Because you're about to be handed the "HOLY GRAIL" of not just being funny... but being interesting, witty, likeable and charming as hell. -- Stanley Lyndon ;) Who is Stanley Lyndon? Stanley Lyndon is a famous comedian who has coached over 5000 humorists in comedy workshops, and has written lines for some of the biggest names in the comedy industry (yep, I've had to write THEIR jokes - haha!). He has also featured on many television shows including David Letterman, Jay Leno, Oprah and Ellen DeGeneres, produced 3 TV Shows, and has written several parts of many sitcoms including Cheers, Frasier, Friends, and Will & Grace. Not to mention performing live on stage in front of many thousands time and time again. Give me 7 days... And I PROMISE That I Can Craft YOU into One of the Most Amazingly Interesting, Witty and Funny Conversationalist That EVERYONE Wants to Meet and Be around...   "When they say 7 days, they mean it. It's been amazingly easy, to understand what they tell you. All it takes is some practice, and commitment." -- Quincy Casper.   You'll: Have more wit, BE THE ULTIMATE comeback pro, and be so witty, sharp and quick... that people will be asking you constantly "hey, what show is that off?" or accuse you of stealing jokes off famous comedians. Be hilarious... don't you just love those moments where you have everyone around you absolutely CRYING with laughter... OH WAIT, you don't get that? Well you're about to. Gain HUGE confidence, and instantly become the "FUN GUY" that everyone loves. Forget about ever being shy at social events from now on, you'll now be the center of attention and have people hanging on your every word! Have the opposite sex fighting over you for your attention. There has been many studies into what the opposite sex find most desirable in each other, with humor coming a resounding 1st almost every time (more on that later). Become a fully-fledged Conversational Master (I know what it's like having nothing to say and then feeling really nervous. You'll be able to eliminate this OVERNIGHT with some of the new skills you're about to learn.) Use your newfound charm and charisma to climb further up the career ladder. NOW YOU'LL be one of those people who gets promotions easily while everyone else is WORKING THEIR BUTT OFF. Experience Instant and Absolute Confidence and NO FEAR WHATSOEVER when approaching the opposite sex. Become more intelligent and interesting, someone who people become obsessed and fascinated by, a people magnet to ANYONE you talk to. And a heck of a lot more! YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE IT RIGHT NOW... BUT THIS IS HOW IMPORTANT BEING FUNNY, WITTY AND INTERESTING IS. Let's cut the crap. You probably already know this because it's pretty obvious... but becoming a "people person" and learning social skills is probably the single most important thing you can and will ever do. The social skills you're about to learn enable you to gain a more desirable, enjoyable lifestyle, with popularity, admiration, endless friends, and all the sex and success you could ever wish for. In other words... anything you want. So if you're like me and think the above benefits of becoming one of these "people person" guys look pretty good... I suggest you KEEP READING Because... I AM ABOUT TO CHANGE YOUR SOCIAL LIFE FOR GOOD... And I'm damn serious. I want you to get the social success you know you deserve. It's time to make a change, and you know it. Of course... you COULD leave this site right now. But you'd be missing out on some of the most important information you might ever read. The only person holding you back right now is YOURSELF. Which is why it's so VITAL that you read this WHOLE message. So if you are sick and tired of pussy-footing around whatever situation you might be in right now, and are ready to start making your life into what it ALREADY should be then... I WANT TO HELP YOU! Please, I invite you to read on... and thank you graciously for giving me some of your precious time. I'll make sure I repay the favor 100 fold! -- Stanley Lyndon :) "How To Become A PEOPLE MAGNET..." We all know those people who just seem to be PEOPLE MAGNETS. The ones that everyone loves and want to be around. Yeah, I'm talking about the: The Funny Guy, who obnoxiously interrupts you, and gets all the laughs while you try to get in your pathetic "two cents" The Charming Slacker at work who gets promoted quick-smart and becomes successful and rich while you work overtime to impress the boss The Popular Guy who gets ALL the attention wherever he goes, while you sit in the corner alone, talking to no-one The "Pimp" who gets the opposite sex ALL OVER THEM while you can't even get a decent girlfriend or boyfriend "WANT TO KNOW THE SECRET BEHIND WHAT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE DO?" This secret, though simple... is extremely important. IT CAN GET YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT IN LIFE. And why? Because people will LIKE you. And when people like you, you gain influence... people will try and do all they can to please you. And this is EXACTLY why this secret is so damn important. So without further ado... I present the simple secret. The simple secret behind this is that THEY ARE FUNNY. They understand what is funny and humorous (at least at an unconscious level). And because of this they are Master Conversationalists that are loved by anyone and everyone they meet. And THIS is what EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET WANTS. Don't believe me? Take a look at this recent study published in The New York Times: In a 10-country survey by Ipsos on the traits people seek in the opposite sex, wealthy men were "half as likely as men less well-off to value physical attractiveness the most in a woman." Respondents were given a list of four characteristics and asked to pick the one they prize most highly in the opposite sex. For American men, affection/sensitivity and humor were the most desirable traits in a woman (each drawing 44 percent of the vote), with good looks (8 percent) and money (2 percent) lagging far off the pace. American women were most likely to say they value affection/sensitivity in a man (51 percent), with humor a solid runner-up (38 percent). Money (8 percent) and looks (2 percent) lagged far behind. That's right. For men HUMOUR beat good looks by an enormous 36%. So much for every guy wanting that "hot girl". And for women, Humor managed to beat Money by a whopping 30% and beat good looks by 34%!   "My talks have gone from ordinary to great really quickly. My conversational skill has been enhanced by this & I'm confident enough now to walk in to any hangout and talk to any girl without even thinking about rejection." -- Marshall R.     "This has been the best shot to my personality development in a long time. I am making moves that I thought were impossible to do, but not now!" -- Kristopher Hinch.   Or how about this study here... In which a man interviewed THOUSANDS of single women about what they look for in a man, and personality traits that turn them on. Here are the TOP 4, in order: 1. Sense of humor. 2. Fun to be with. 3. Good conversationalist. 4. Intelligent. You're about to be handed the KEY to developing all of these traits and more... Look I could go on, there have been hundreds of these studies done proving everything from "Humor being one of the top traits Employers look for when hiring a worker" to "Humor being the main influence on how much sex someone gets". But come on, let's stop mucking around and get to the good stuff.   "I really must send kudos to you all. This has truly been $$ well spent. You've provided me with an immeasurable amount of info. As a "self taught" humorist that has been ardently at it for 3 years, you've provided me with some much appreciated guidance and direction. Hats off to all. I am and will forever be grateful for what I have learned thus far...and I've just "scratched the surface" of what is available. Thanks again." -- Logan Riccardi.     "Amazing, just amazing. This is a brilliant book. If you're a beginner and looking for a solid start, look no further. You've found it. You'd be daft not to get this." -- Sarath Chandra.   YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT BECOMING FUNNY, WITTY, AND INTERESTING CAN DO FOR YOU. So let's cut to the chase and show you how you can become that person everyone wants to be around. First, though... let me tell you a little bit about my "formula"... "THE SECRET FORMULA..." *READ THIS PART - VERY IMPORTANT* If There's Only One Piece Of This Message You Read, Make it THIS... Yes... It's THAT Important What if I told you... that there was an actual science to being funny, witty, interesting and being liked by other people. An actual formula. The "Holy Grail" if you like. Well I'm here to tell you that there is one. And it is so potently powerful, that ONLY the SINGLE BEST comedians in the world know it (and most do not even use it to its full potential). In fact I think it's so powerful... that to an extent, I regret talking about here. But alas... Because I really want you to get this, I shall continue! ;) Involved in this formula are 6 KEY elements. (these elements are covered in "fine- comb" detail in my book "How To Be Funny"... more on that shortly.) Every single piece of humor is generated using these 6 elements. Yep, that's right... and Every Single Thing That You've Ever Laughed At uses these six elements. Each of these "elements" work at different levels. And they WORK IN A CERTAIN ORDER (this part is very crucial, you know the elements that make up this formula and you will STILL struggle; it's getting them in COMPLETE order that will help you to become ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS). Keep in mind that when you read my book, I will give them in a basic format (that becomes more advanced as the book goes on). Remember, they are very sacred to me so once you are exposed to them... DON'T SHARE THEM WITH OTHERS. - Stanley ;) When you find out about these special and select elements, SOME will be complete forehead-slappers... You know the ones where you find yourself yelling "Why the heck didn't I think of that!!?" Because they are so obvious yet you will have never thought of them. Some of them are A LOT more potent. Some of these elements, not even 1 in 100 comedians know, and even the best comedians in the world who do know it... (most would know these elements SUBCONSCIOUSLY), DO NOT KNOW HOW TO USE IT TO ITS FULL AND IMMENSELY POWERFUL POTENTIAL. This formula literally blows people away. Because they begin to see how EASY and SIMPLE it is to become a really funny person. Because it really is easy and simple to become a funny person. The formula is easy to learn. Listen... UNDERSTANDING THIS FORMULA will make you the most witty, popular, interesting, funny and charming person among virtually ANY peer group. (Unless someone else has found out about my book, in that case you'll both be the popular ones, haha!) I am about to show you my new exclusive book. The one that contains this secret 6 element formula... in which you will learn EXACTLY how to be funny... in which you will learn exactly how to create humor and how humor works. YOU WILL KNOW WHAT MAKES ANYTHING FUNNY. Do you know how immensely powerful this will be? Once you understand this SECRET FORMULA (which is revealed in my book, more on that very soon)... and know each of the 6 elements and more importantly WHICH SPECIFIC ORDER the elements are combined in to create the secret formula of humor... Being funny will become easy to you. It will become second-nature. You WILL NOT even have to give it second thought. It will be effortless. "WAIT... THERES A *CATCH*" Actually, there's two. First of all, I need to say something. See a lot of people out there selling books on "how to be funny" tell you that you can be that hilarious person INSTANTLY with no work. By just reading some words you will become funny, interesting, witty, charming... OVERNIGHT, without having to do anything! This is simply not true, so I just want to warn you... that if you are thinking that MY book... or anyone else's will help you get what you want instantly, and all you will have to do is read words, then you are thinking about this the wrong way.   "OTHER TEACHERS JUST WANT YOUR MONEY AND WON'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING... I like how there is additional info that I wouldn't learn everywhere else. This book cares about quality information and the integrity of great teaching. Many people will remember and appreciate these techniques forever.Other teachers just want your money and don't teach you anything. How to be Funny has given me the foundation to help me access my dream. Who doesn't want to be popular? This is a godsend!!! Don't ignore your creative impulses.... I did for over 10 years. No more...the funny guy in me is coming alive with the generous help of Stanley. Thank you." -- Rusty Jones.   Listen, I don't know you well. But lets talk on a 1-1 personal level. I do know the struggles you're going through. I'll keep it between me and you but I know you want to be the person that everyone likes. The person who is funny, and just drips of charisma. I genuinely want to help you. I can't make it any clearer... I WANT YOU TO GET THE SOCIAL SUCCESS THAT YOU BLOODY WELL DESERVE! I'm not sure if you realize this... I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT HELPING AND TEACHING OTHERS (and teaching correctly without false promises just to get some "quick cash"). I'll say it once more. I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT HELPING AND TEACHING OTHERS. This is want I want to do until the day I die. This is why I am not going to BS you with all this "overnight success, takes no work" this is what all the other teachers out there are doing. I simply can't do that. It would be violating my integrity as a person. So... let me explain this first catch. You will have to put in a little bit of work and practice to become the person you want to be. This is simple logic in life. Anything that is remotely desirable will take some work. Nothing worth having can be got easy. And lets me just say, that this work is SO WORTH IT. There is absolutely no comparison to the small amount of work you put in, for huge success. To be the person you want to be. Trust me. If you really want to improve as a person you WILL DO THIS. You will GET MY BOOK. Onward. The second catch... "Some People Just Can't Be Funny..." The above statement is partially true. Though I do believe that some people aren't funny by nature... ANYONE can be taught. All they need to become super hilarious, witty, interesting and great at conversation are the right tools. Only problem is... THERE IS HARDLY ANYTHING OUT THERE THAT CAN HELP. I already explained how a lot of the teachers out there are only trying to get your money. That's not me. I cannot do that, I would feel bad doing so.   "You really do care about helping me and walking me through the experience... Within the first 30 seconds after opening the site, I KNEW that it was going to be a great book. This is a wonderful course. It is simple and very user friendly. I think Stan is an excellent teacher and pays attention to detail. You get your money's worth and then some! I'm so appreciative of this service. I am also very refreshed by your personal approach, and the customer-oriented view you apply to your business. I do not feel as if I am taken advantage of, but instead as if you really do care about helping me and are walking me through the experience. Please don't ever lose your healthy perspective...it is a gem in today's world." -- Rosie Embert.   That's why with my book, I give you EVERYTHING you need to fast track yourself and become an interesting, witty and funny conversationalist that EVERYONE wants to meet with and be around... DRUM ROLL PLEASE :) Introducing... " How To Be *Funny* " The book that is responsible for changing the social lives of THOUSANDS of people around the world. As you might have already gathered, I am someone who is really passionate about helping people. Particularly helping them become more funny. And I thought what better way, then to write a book. So that's what I did. And ever since I first released it... people have been RAVING about it non-stop. In fact you can see just a sampling of the "ravings" (hundreds of testimonials)... Right HERE. In just 7 days of reading my book "How To Be Funny" - you'll be creating incredible jokes in everyday situations, naturally and subconsciously which will in turn... enable you to become the popular, charming, witty and hilarious person that you've always dreamed of becoming. And this is why YOU NEED MY BOOK! My book "How To Be Funny" contains EVERYTHING you need to fast-track yourself on the easy road to becoming hilariously funny. In fact... HERE'S A SNEAK PEEK of what you'll discover when you get my book: How to TRIPLE your humorous ability in one single evening... (CLUE: All you need to do is start OBSERVING the world around you.) The Simple Scientific FORMULA Behind What Actually Makes A Joke Funny - Once you understand this, creating your own hilarious jokes WITHOUT having to even think about it becomes 100 times easier - HINT: not 200 times, not 50 times but exactly 100 times easier as you'll see. Pg. 32. What to do to make ANYTHING at all funny instantly. USE THIS TACTIC! Excerpt from page 31: "this isn't funny, at all. But, when you put it in the way as given above, it becomes funny all of a sudden." If there was one single thing I could teach beginners to get CRAZY SUCCESS in hardly anytime it'd be this. Learn this and you'll be able to make almost anything funny. Adding these extra few words to ANY joke will make it almost TWICE as funny - these extra "words" revealed on Pg 54. A 5 letter word "S____" -- that is even more important than the almighty punch line. Once you know what this is, your jokes will NATURALLY become a lot funnier! Find out what this is on page 15. Something EVERY World-Class Comedian knows that enables him/her to come up with great jokes ON THE SPOT - Learn this "trick" and you'll know how to make ANYONE laugh without having to think for even a second! The Single Biggest SECRET of creating Humor - not even 1 in 100 comedians know this, yet with this powerful concept you will know EXACTLY how to craft one of those "tear-jerking" type jokes that leaves your "victims" laughing in absolute pain. Pg. 29. The Secret to making "High-Status" people laugh. There are some people who will NEVER laugh at your joke... unless you know this little gem -- prepare to be embarrassed when around people "cooler" than you. With it though, you'll have everyone in fits of laughter, and become popular almost immediately. ELIMINATE ALL "Awkward Silences" FOR GOOD. Ever been stuck for something to say? -- after reading my book you'll have EVERYTHING you need to TALK FOREVER. Awkward Silences will never happen again. PLUS! You'll know how to end them instantly if they ever happen. WARNING: If your joke bombs... do this IMMEDIATELY. This little trick SAVES you from any embarrassment you COULD have gotten. HINT: Popular people do this unconsciously. The simple "trick" that makes ANY insult you say -- ridiculously funny. Make anyone you dislike look like an idiot... and have all of their "friends" laughing at them almost instantly while they flounder powerlessly, unable to do anything. PLUS! How to become "THE COMEBACK KING". Pg 51. The "Instant Joke Generator" technique that will make ‘on-the-spot' unconscious improv jokes effortless almost instantly. Pg 32. The Single Most Important Thing You ABSOLUTELY need to know if you're thinking of becoming a comedian - get this wrong and say goodbye to your dreams. WHEN Dane Cook, Ricky Gervais, Chris Rock or Dave Chapelle are having trouble coming up with jokes... THIS IS WHAT THEY DO. The Amazing "Paris-New York" Trick that makes anything you say... A WHOLE LOT FUNNIER instantly plus... makes sure people actually GET your joke. Pg 43. And finally... the EASIEST way to come up with a joke. Yes, there's actually one type of joke that's easy to come up with in ANY situation. You'll be the MASTER conversationalist and "funny guy"... no matter where you are. Pg 46. How to turn a joke that doesn't work into a MASSIVE advantage. It won't matter if you screw up on a joke. Use this... and everyone is STILL going to laugh. The above -- was just a small sample of what you'll learn when you BUY MY BOOK. And when you do GET MY BOOK, you'll have the power to take action and become the person you want to be. Because in my book you will have EVERYTHING you need to become that popular, charming, witty and hilarious person that you've always dreamed of becoming. VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: You should know that even though my book is not very long (266 pages) it is PACKED with very very valuable information, information that doesn't need hundreds of pages to be explained (come on... do you really want to waste you time reading a bunch of fluff that goes on for 1000 pages?) Let's put it this way... Say you've found a safe with 1 million dollars in it. How much would you pay to know the combination to this safe? You see even though the combination on the safe could fit on a small piece of paper, this piece of paper is very valuable. The same goes for my book. I try not to fluff around and just give you the straight valuable information you need... information you would be paying hundreds or even thousands for in proper workshops. With the skills you learn in my book you'll be able to do everything from just entertaining friends at a party to becoming successful in show business. Remember my promise to you? (and one that I intend on keeping 100%) Give me 7 days... And I PROMISE That I Can Craft YOU into One of the Most Amazingly Interesting, Witty and Funny Conversationalist That EVERYONE Wants to Meet and Be around... You'll: Have more wit, BE THE ULTIMATE comeback pro, and be so witty, sharp and quick... that people will be asking you constantly "hey, what show is that off?" or accuse you of stealing jokes off famous comedians. Be hilarious... don't you just love those moments where you have everyone around you absolutely CRYING with laughter... OH WAIT, you don't get that? Well you're about to. Gain HUGE confidence, and instantly become the "FUN GUY" that everyone loves. Forget about ever being shy at social events from now on, you'll now be the center of attention and have people hanging on your every word! Have the opposite sex fighting over you for your attention. There has been many studies into what the opposite sex find most desirable in each other, with humor coming a resounding 1st almost every time. Become a fully-fledged Conversational Master (I know what it's like having nothing to say and then feeling really nervous. You'll be able to eliminate this OVERNIGHT with some of the new skills you're about to learn.) Use your newfound charm and charisma to climb further up the career ladder. NOW YOU'LL be one of those people who gets promotions easily while everyone else is WORKING THEIR BUTT OFF. Experience Instant and Absolute Confidence and NO FEAR WHATSOEVER when approaching the opposite sex. Become more intelligent and interesting, someone who people become obsessed and fascinated by, a people magnet to ANYONE you talk to. "I WANT YOU TO BE ANOTHER SUCCESS STORY!" I truly want to help you to achieve the social success you deserve. I get emails every day from people, thanking me for what I've done to MASSIVELY increase their success in their social lives. I want YOU to be another success story. Look, I've spent HUNDREDS of man-hours, and at least a good 4 years of research perfecting and developing the advanced techniques and information in this valuable book. The first edition of "How To Be FUNNY!" was published in 1997. (It became a top 10 seller in the country for more than a year!) In 2005 I released the FOURTH edition! And went digital, releasing the first ever "How To Be Funny" eBook. And now that my program is in digital format, I've been able to reach a HUGE international audience... This means that I've been able to help THOUSANDS - more than I could have ever dreamed of with my print book... and I want YOU to be another one of my HUNDREDS of success stories (go here to read just some of the many success stories I've received). Here's the TRUTH... Trying to learn and discover the techniques for yourself would take HUNDREDS of hours of work (no seriously, you don't know how hard I worked to develop my techniques)... And in the real world, time is money which means you'd be losing a lot of money if you were to do this. Getting coached by a professional comedian (and I mean a REAL professional that can actually help you, not one of those free community courses) would cost you at least $700 at the cheapest, if not a few thousand dollars. So selling this book for even $120 would STILL be a bargain. But I'm not asking you to pay $120... or even HALF of that! Because of the internet I am able to give you this special offer today... And I'll tell you ALL ABOUT the amazing deal when you Order "How To Be Funny" Today but you should know that you WILL NOT JUST be getting my book "How To Be Funny"... SPECIAL DISCOUNT AND BONUSES FOR THE FIRST 10,000 BUYERS I am very close to reaching my initial goal of selling 10,000 soft copies of my book. Once this is achieved (getting quite close so I expect this to happen anywhere from within a week to a month), I will start testing prices back in the $120 zone - which I've sold successfully at in previous years. But if you buy today you'll be able to lock in at the measly price of $49.95 (USD)   "The Best Deal On The Web Right Now... Excellent value for the money. Probably the best deal on the web right now and I have looked at lot of sites." -- Steve Rogers, Harrisburg, PA USA.     "This Is an Excellent Program at an Incredible Price... Enough said." - Tim.   PLUS! Receive the following priceless bonuses: Bonus #1: "The Best TIPS & TRICKS in the Art of Being Funny" (worth $9.95) A Comedian's "UNFORGIVABLE SIN" something you SHOULD NEVER ever do, but probably are already doing. By knowing this, your jokes are going to be at least 200% more effective INSTANTLY. You have no idea how powerful this is. The REAL SECRET to being funny. Did you know that being funny isn't even about telling great "jokes". Find out what it's really about (this will surprise you for sure) and your humorous ability will EXPLODE! One of the most VITAL Keys to being funny - get this right and people will be able to "sense" that you're a popular, charming person STRAIGHT AWAY. CLUE: Almost every surfer is this way (weird I know but hear me out), but NOT in the way that you're thinking... you'll kick yourself when you realize how obvious this is. What you ABSOLUTELY must do the second you think of a good joke. Forget to do this and you may forget about ever being funny. Bonus #2: "How to MEMORIZE jokes easily " (worth $9.95) If you've ever forgotten a joke, you know how annoying it can be. Over the last few years I've been developing a special technique that enables you to remember absolutely ANY joke you ever read, hear or make, almost effortlessly. Again this technique is very EXCLUSIVE and has been tested by me extensively over 4 years. Please DO NOT SHARE this secret technique. Bonus #3: "Performing and Rehearsing Humor" (worth $4.95) If you remember just one thing... MAKE IT THIS -- HINT: it involves practice but there is one CRUCIAL ingredient you AREN'T thinking of. How to ANNIHILATE any ounce of fear you have whether it's going up and talking to the opposite sex or doing stand up comedy in front of hundreds - know this and you will finally be able to express your new found natural spontaneous sense of humor. What to do to make EVERY joke you say sound natural... forget about EVER getting caught using jokes you've rehearsed (oh, I know the feeling... and it ain't pretty). Bonus #4: "100 of my most favorite jokes and 200 of my most favorite one- liners" (PRICELESS) I select the BEST 100 of my jokes I've ever created PLUS! the 200 most effective of my one-liners on the basis of the maximum laugh I had received over the years. Each one of these is guaranteed to get a HUGE laugh from your audience in any situation whatsoever! Bonus #5: "FREE Updates for a Lifetime! (no, seriously)" If you order now, you'll receive ALL future editions of my book absolutely free (this is a LIFETIME OFFER). All corrections, latest jokes, any modifications to my techniques, everything - delivered to your mailbox as soon as the changes are done! You'll stay ahead of the game... ALWAYS. "YOU GET A *HUGE DISCOUNT* THANKS TO THE INTERNET!" If you were to buy my home study course you'd be at paying least $120 not to mention the ridiculous shipping and handling fees which could end up costing you a total of at least $200. But because of the internet, I can offer my program AND every single one of the bonuses to you at a considerable discount. Here's what this is all about: I've created a digital e-book that you can download and read right on your computer or print out and read later. These digital e-books work on ANY computer (if by some freak chance the book is not compatible with your computer I will PERSONALLY make a custom one that will) and enable me to charge a lot less for my program because you won't have to pay the publishing expenses, shipping costs, or handling fees. And probably the best thing is that you can download this e-book INSTANTLY without having to wait a few weeks for shipping! VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: You should know that even though my book is not very long (266 pages) it is PACKED with very very valuable information, information that doesn't need hundreds of pages to be explained (and come on... do you really want to waste you time reading a bunch of fluff that goes on for 1000 pages?) Let's put it this way... Say you've found a safe with 1 million dollars in it. How much would you pay to know the combination to this safe? You see even though the combination on the safe could fit on a small piece of paper, this piece of paper is very valuable. The same goes for my book. I try not to fluff around and just give you the straight valuable information you need... information you would be paying hundreds or even thousands for in proper workshops. Remember you are investing in my program PLUS every single bonus for only $49.95 USD! And because I only want customers that are 100% satisfied, I'm offering this RISK-FREE guarantee to make sure there's nothing stopping you from ordering right now... "My 60 Day 100% Money Back Guarantee" This is possibly the most important investment you'll ever make in your social life. I assure you that you'll be able to use the things that you'll learn in my eBook and bonuses to become a funny, witty, interesting conversationalist and get all the attention wherever you go. I'm so confident in my program that I want you to read my WHOLE book, and if you don't like it... for whatever reason, I'll give back 100% of your money - NO QUESTIONS ASKED. Remember, you have 60 days to try my program. To date I have had only 2 people ever refund my program and I have sold many thousands of copies. But again, I will refund every single cent of your money if you don't like it. There is absolutely no risk on you, in fact you stand to GAIN. 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